More delights from Kyle and Jackie-O this morning on 2Day FM, who's latest TV ad campaign features that wicked song by Mika; love love me, shock shock me.
J: Okay this morning we’re discussing the issue of whether you’d enter into a relationship with someone if they had a disability
K: Yeah, would you date a defect?
J: Of course
K: I wouldn’t go there and I don’t think you would either, you’re lying
J: You’re awful, Kyle
K: I don’t care. I mean are you telling me you’d date someone who had no arms or legs?
J: Oh this is so uncomfortable but yeah, if my boyfriend lost his arms and legs I’d stick by him
K: But that’s not the same as entering into the relationship in the first place, I mean, he if he becomes a freakshow after you met him, that's different
J: Well I suppose it depends on the disability. If they needed total care, no I suppose not
K: No hands?
J: Erm
K: Blind?
J: That would be okay
K: Well we’ve got a few callers on the line. Nina, hi there Darl, what’s your story?
N: Well Kyle I dated a man who had the ring finger missing from his left hand and it was all weird. I mean when I held his hand it felt wrong
K: (laughing) and like where’s he gonna put a wedding ring if you got married?
N: Oh well there was this….stump (laughing)
K: Oh no, that’s just a freakshow. Let’s go to our caller on line two. Hey there Jason, what happened to you?
J: Well I was dating a girl in Perth for a year then she got burned in an accident and she was in the intensive care unit and I took one look at her and got back on a plane to Sydney mate
Jackie: Oh my god, that’s awful. Didn’t you love her?
J: (pauses) I loved her when she was pretty
Jackie: Oh my goodness
J: Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t leave until they’d told me she was gonna live. I’m not that heartless.
K: Good on ya for being so honest about it mate. No point lying.
That’ll be a skinny flat white decaf with an extra shot to bring me round thanks.
3 comments:
'defect'!!!!
I'm genuinely shocked. Do they ever get any complaints?
~Lou xx
No idea whether they get complaints but I'd assume so, though probably not about the swearing all over the place as nobody gives a toss about that.
Kyle's pretty notorious now. He's also a judge on Australian Idol (like pop idol) and he apparently spent time in the big brother house as a guest or something.
He's got a bit of a troubled background. I actually like his honesty but think he goes way too far on issues like this.
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