Friday 25th May
Hello Daaaahlings, Dame Ella here. My mum and dad went to see some cross-dresser and came back with these specs. Apparently it was really funny and they howled laughing all the way through. I was tucked up in bed with my emu so I missed the whole thing.
We've been to see Kate and Bradley this morning. Kate fed me dairylea lunchables for morning tea and told my mum all the best places to buy chicken nuggets and fishfingers. Ha! You should have seen her face! Still, the dairylea thing was so delicious I asked for more and got some fizzy snakes instead. At lunchtime I refused the ham and roast potatoes my mum cooked for me. Who needs proper food when I can find my own way back to Bradley's anytime I like?
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