Healthdrive

Disgusted with myself for starting the week with a hangover, I joined up at the university fitness centre this morning with the intention of becoming a better, more regular swimmer. Then I went to buy my lunch; a sushi roll (without fish) and fruit salad. And no coffee.

By half three I'd picked all the strawberries and melon and apple out of the fruit salad and thrown the rest into the wastepaper bin with a heavy thud. Kath, our secretary, had baked some biscuits and as they were homemade it was rude to refuse and rude to refuse the coffee she was brewing up as well.

So now I'm looking for a swimming cap, perhaps a nice red and yellow one like the lifeguards wear. Looks like I'm turning into my nan after all.