Famous

It's "Logie night" down here, the Aussie equivalent of our BAFTA awards. We've never heard of any of the people on the telly, hardly seen any of the programmes they're talking about.

The Aussies aren't really known for exporting good-quality TV programmes. Neighbours doesn't count. "The whole world is wondering what's in our water that we produce such outstanding actors" says the presenter.

Are you really?