Song for Kylie

The nation is in mourning.

Kyle Minogue is back with Olivier Martinez after all the slating he got for his caddish ways and for leaving her in her hour of need, the love rat that he is.

I caught the reaction to the news as it broke on the radio while I was driving home from work with Ella in the back of the car.

"Oh man we've all got egg on our faces now. We've been slating this guy for months and now we'll have to go crawling and take it all back because she's with him again.

So we're starting with a little song we've made up to say sorry to her. It goes to the tune of Meatloaf's "I would do Anything for Love". You ready Andy?


Oh Kylie, we're glad you're back in love
We sorry that we called him a rat

dum dum

And we're glad you're back in love
Even if he's a French twat"

It still takes me by surprise - I put my hand over my mouth in shock at that one.