Well I've been right the way through the box of issues and I can't find a cape, which raises obvious questions about health and safety at work.
However, I did find some flame-retardant goggles (Batman informs me this is in case of being sent to rescue people from bushfires. Mrs Batman is now having kittens but it's too late to back out unless we fancy an early bath), a beanie hat, fleece jacket and unfeasibly long socks. My immediate reaction was that he'd never get them over his knees in a month of Sundays but apparently you roll them down at the top. How was I supposed to know?
Anyway, spot the two boxes of long johns. Apparently it's cold up at six thousand feet, though it's not likely to be cold once they get back on terra firma. Especially not if there's a bushfire.
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