Friday, 4 January 2008

End Credits

Cast List (no particular order)

Chopperdoc
Wife of Chopperdoc (Boss)
Daughter of Chopperdoc
Jan and Saul
Louise, Mark, Hugh and Archie
Kate and Bradley
Lucy, Paul and Imogen
Pippa and David
Annie and Paul
Jackie and Dixon
Dixon's mother
Allanah and Mary
Kate the receptionist
Charlotte the nursery chef
The Wiggles
Tokyo Girl Down Under
Jessica the hairdresser
Narelle the scary hairdresser
The girl in the flat upstairs
Weird man in Gourmet Pizza Kitchen
Steve and Scott (real names)
Steve's friend Laura (at the last minute)

and special thanks to Kath and Annette for flying 12,000 for guest appearances

Ella dressed by

Pumpkin Patch, Next, John Lewis and hand-me-downs from Rachel and Sarah (thank you and now have you got any winter stuff in age 2-3? please?)

Catering

Coles supermarket
Woolies (at a push)
Mr Chicken the charcoal chicken man, Belmore Road
Tum Thai, Alison Road
Jimbalayan, Avoca Street
Guillaume's at Bennelong (once)
Helga's Bread
Bondi Surf Seafoods
Chish and Fips, Coogee

The Wrong Cake

Michel's Patisserie

European Chocolate by

Sarah D
Natalie M
Louise O
Laraine B
Angela D

(Thank you)

Air transport courtesy of

British Airways
Qantas xx
Jetstar
NSW Air Ambulance
Chopperdoc and Chopperdoc International

Ground transport courtesy of

Volkswagen (UK)
Honda
Toyota
Silver Service Taxis (always on time)

Parking and Speeding Fines Payable to

State Debt Recovery Office

Skin Protection by

Nivea
Banana Boat
Zinc stick
Le Tan
The Cancer Council
Bright Bots kidswear

Suntan courtesy of

Enormous hole in the ozone layer

Hair colour by

You're joking? It's all my own

Sanity courtesy of

Bombay Sapphire

Banking by

NAB (The Never Again Bank)

Connection to the World

Telstra crackly lines and Big Pond snail internet

Pest Control and insect repellent courtesy of

Mortein bombs and sprays
Rid repellent

Frustration Mainly Supplied by

Australia Post


MMVIII Randwick Studios

(Most names were changed to protect the innocent).

4 comments:

infoaddict said...

From a lurker whom you'll never meet, I thank and salute you for your charming, witty, and heartening take on my country, on having children, and life in general. I wish I could have introduced you to friends I have in Sydney but alas, it wasn't to be. Whatever choice you make in your future living location, may it bring joy to you and yours and those around you who may get to read your words.

Oh, and go on - publish the Book Of The Blog. You know you want to :)

Mrs B said...

I have tried not to add anything else to this blog but am flattered that an actual live Australian has enjoyed the read, so thank you for your compliment and yes, I'd love to publish.

You read me like a book. Pity we didn't get to meet.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone bought the movie rights? Our old history teacher could have a cameo role as Rolf Harris.

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